Toy Box: Satisfyer Pro 2

2020 seemed like a very long year, especially for those of us living the single life. Luckily, there was no shortage of ways to stay entertained whether at Club Quarantine, Club Risk It All or trying virtual dating. For those times when screen time couldn’t satisfy certain cravings, there came (and so did I) the Satisfyer Pro 2.

What It Claims:

• Stimulates the clitoris using intense pressure waves without direct contact - absolutely!

• Made from super-soft, body-friendly, medical-grade silicone that's smooth to the touch and extremely hygienic - I guess

• Thanks to its waterproof (IPX7) finish, this toy can be used safely in water and is easy to clean - I haven’t tried it in water…yet

• Whisper mode - eh…I will explain

• will give you such explosive orgasms you won’t be able to get a enough of it - ACCURATE!

• 11 exciting levels of pressure waves - …allow me to explain…

I was super skeptical but intrigued when I first heard about clitoral stimulators. Loads of people on Twitter sang the praises of a different version, it was featured in various magazines but it had been so long since I explored a new toy that I was a bit apprehensive about trying it for myself. Boy am I glad I did.

I have no idea how it works but once you set it in place surrounding your clitoris, magic happens. Instantly a smile will creep on your face. I am almost a year in and I promise you I smile with the first click each and every time.

Speaking of clicks, that initial click on and every subsequent click is definitely audible and not at a whisper. The first few levels of vibration may not reveal your playtime but you will definitely be outed once you reach level 4. I can’t tell you about anything that happens after that because I have yet to be able to control my body after level 3. Do with that information what you may.